Almost 3!

Hi Emma, You are growing up soooo much! :) In the last post I wrote about how you are size 3T on top and 2T on the bottom. Now you are a 3T top and a 3T pants!! It seems like it happened in just a week. I pulled you out of the bath tub and you just suddenly seemed taller.

This Halloween you had soooo much fun. You love the candy nerds. You call them... "turds" I was making a video of you and you said "Oh look Mom, there's a turd on the couch" ha ;)

Your favorite movie right now is the Wizard of Oz. :) You can the munchkins "mon-chickens"
Now whenever you want to watch shows that you want to watch you call them "Girl shows" I want to watch a "girl show" (cartoon) or "girl songs" (kids music). You love mermaids but they are "wer-maids".

We went to an Old West Festival recently. You called it a "Festibal" and we put you behind bars in the pretend jail and I tried to get you to make a sad face and you said "I cant fake sad. I'm happy!"

Sometimes Mommy will keep frustrated about things or if you aren't being good you'll do something and say "Does that make you happy, Mom???" You're very concerned if it makes me happy. Also if Daddy and I even talk like we're arguing you'll say "ARRGHH. NERVOUS" :) it's so cute how you say it.

2 weeks until you turn 3 years old.... :)

Some funny things I thought of...

You are 2 months away from being 3yrs old. You are looking older and older every day. Even though you are still a petite fireball at 29lbs and 35 1/2 inches. You wear a 3T top but your legs are still 2T. Built like your father... I wonder if you will always call your great grandpa "Papa Fart" he had surgery when you were very young. I'm guessing you were about 18 months old. He had his galbladder removed and he was supposed to go for a walk around the hospital to get some gas off his stomach. He "released" quite a large amount of noisy gas as you were walking behind him down the hallways. From then on you would tell everyone "Papa fart!!!" and someone how you never stopped calling him "Papa Fart" lol :) I think he finds it funny, but I wonder if he will still find it funny when you're like 10 years old calling him Papa Fart.

The Sleeping Beauty phase continues. You now have fish named Sleeping Beauty.... she's a google eye black goldfish. You are Sleeping Beauty & tell everyone that is your name.

Like when you say something "Scares you out" it's like freak you out & scares you combined. The other day you told Mommy to "chill down" lol :) chill out & calm down together.

You drink Chocolate Soymilk because you still have issues drinking straight milk. You always pronounce milk as meeeilk. "I want my chocolate meeeeilk!!!" I hear that a lot :)

Love you Sleeping Beauty

A different type of post...

Normally Mommy posts the funny things you say. I had to write this post because it was something I didnt want to ever forget, Emma! You are almost 3 years old. I can't believe I'm even writing that. You just went to the allergist and you are now allergic to peanuts, shellfish, egg, dust, cats, dogs & dog saliva. Oh and you have asthma. Yesterday we had to use your nebulizer machine for the first time. The Dr. told us to give you a treatment every 4hrs for about 24hrs. You are now already tired of doing them. At 5am though you had to get a treatment and I let you watch Jake & the Neverland Pirates while you wore it. I was handing you some benadryl to help dry you up and you looked at me and said "Thanks for being a good Mom" Mommy's heart almost melted! <3 I don't even know how you can already know at 3 that I'm doing my best to be a good Mom but it meant SO much to Mommy.

Hi Dear!

I'm so sorry I haven't wrote in awhile, Emma. You say funny things almost EVERY DAY and I have a hard time remembering to write them all down. You always make Mommy laugh.

You're really growing up now. In 3 months you will be 3 years old. Where has the time gone?! You're my Sleeping Beauty right now. Even tonight at gymnastics when the substitute teacher asked your name you replied, "Sleeping Beauty." She asked you what your other name is and you replied "Emma Wahnay [Renee]" If you get hurt and you're crying you say "Sweepin' Beauty is crying" It's so cute.

Lately you are enjoying the trips we take to the zoo. Last Monday we watched a cheetah right. You told everyone later that day you watched a "cheetoh" run at the zoo. Then you will stand on one leg and say you're a "mingo" [flamingo]

What really warms Mommy's heart is when I ask you who loves you. You almost always reply that Jesus loves you. You can tell Mommy that Jesus died on a cross and came back to life. That Adam and Eve "ate the stupid apple" You came up with that all by yourself.

Yesterday I dropped an egg on the counter and it smashed everywhere. I let out a loud, "Urggh!!" and you patted my back and said. "It's ok. Relax" ha : )

You tell Mommy that you want a Sleeping Beauty party for your 3rd birthday. At Chuck E. Cheese. You want a pink cake with Sleeping Beauty. A cherry cake with chocolate icing (I'll have to see if they even make cherry flavored birthday cakes- ha)

Every time you find a tampon in my purse you say it's a magic wand. If only you knew...


On a sweeter note we went to Aunt Betty's funeral a couple weeks ago. You looked in the casket at her and you said "She looks gorgeous!" You were ok with everything except the part I tried to explain about her being put in the ground. You informed me that it wasn't very nice.

Keep saying funny things, Em. Mom will try to be better about writing them down!

Christmas Edition

Tonight in the car Mommy turned on the cd player to see what CD was in it. It was a kids Christmas CD. I tried to change it but you insisted that we had to listen to it. Christmas was so much fun. So I thought I'd do a Christmas Edition of the "Funny Things She Says" These are a couple things I definitely dont want to forget!

Instead of Christmas you say "ChriChris" you loved "ChriChris lights"
You loved the song "Jingle Bells" but you called it "Jenny Bells" Sometimes you would add "Jenny bells. Jenny bells. KIDS!!!" Not sure where the kids part came from. ha
You wanted a "new kitchen" for Christmas this past year. You said Santa said
"HO HO HO Neeeeeeeew Kitchen!" :)

Also, it's not "Away in a Manger" it's "Away in a Danger"

I love you Emmy- keep saying funny things!

Hi Emma!

Hi Emma! It's Mommy. I decided to make a blog because I needed a place to write down all the cute things you say so I'll never forget them. :) Today we went to the Duke Energy Museum Center with our buddy Sylvie & her Mommy Hilary. We met them at Totterville last week. Today at the museum center you were calling escalators "alligators" Mommy loves that :) I never want to forget that. You love watching Scooby Doo. You call him "Scoopy Doopy"

Tonight we are starting a gymnastics class with your "friends" Maria & Brooklyn. They are also in your music class.

Here's a few more good ones-
-You like to play Barbies. I'll ask your Barbie "Whats her favorite ice cream/shampoo/candy?" You always answer: Barbecue Sauce
-The other day you told Mommy that Snoopy brings gifts on Valentine's Day like Santa brings gifts for Christmas. I think this is because you saw a 3ft Snoopy at Krogers holding a big heart pillow.

I'm going to try and write down all the funny things you say. So once you grow up I'll never forget it.